Links (Not Sausage): A Pizza Made ON a Pig and More- Odd Food News

November 11, 2010 at 7:05 am (Gastro-Nominal) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

I would make some joke here about how I’m fairly certain that I’ve discovered some new species at some of the buffets around Minneapolis, but I’m too nice to say such a thing…

This delicious new species was found at a buffet in Vietnam and, to really gild the lily here, this species is all female.  That’s right, these ladies reproduce by asexual cloning… HOT!

“You take a bite out of it and it feels like something very old and dead in your mouth.”- CNN

I think that quote is from Anna Nicole Smith.

 Who actually likes the crust of pizza?  Throughout history, man has struggled to transcend the bland, dry outer rim of an otherwise resplendent food.  Well, why not skip the crust altogether and use a pig instead?  That’s what these Brazilians have done. 

 

For those who don’t speak Portugese (or who wisely skipped the video), I’ve gone to the trouble to translate.  The ingredients shown are (in order):

  1. 2 cans of tomato paste (Seriously, cans?!?)
  2. peas and corn
  3. chicken hearts
  4. Pepperoni sausage– apparently it’s pretty much just sausage with pepper in it
  5. chicken breast
  6. cream cheese with cheese- that’s the direct translation, it seems to be a kind of Brazilian curd cheese
  7. shredded mozzarella- almost disappointing at this stage…
  8. green peppers
  9. fresh tomatoes
  10. 

[I highly recommend clicking the word ‘transcend’ above.  There’s a great link to some really wild Asian pizzas.]

The freakout has commenced.  After a bunch of sorority girls passed out all over the place, the internet is swamped with Four Loko this and Four Loko that.

Basically, it’s a crummy-ass beverage that caters exclusively to people too stupid to know any better- or at least too stupid to figure out how to mix a damn cocktail like an adult. 

It wasn’t too long ago when the concern was all over Drank.  Makes one wonder what would happen if you drank both Four Loko and Drank?  One of two things: either the paradox would cause a rip in the dimensional fabric and cause the Mets to win the World Series OR… nothing.

Oh… looks like someone’s already got the next Four Loko locked, loaded and ready to go.  Genius…

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5 Comments

  1. Butterbean said,

    Is it safe (poisonous ect.) to eat an unknown species and what if they ate the last one? Now it could be extinct those basturds!!!

    • vitajex said,

      If an animal goes extinct, it would stand to reason that that animal is delicious.

      I’ve heard Passenger pigeons tasted like chocolate-covered lobster.

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